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New breakthrough in personal finance
chipmunk 10-10-2008, 7:47 PM | Post #2575291 |  9 Replies
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This is funny, LOL!

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Re: New breakthrough in personal finance
JWR1945a 10-14-2008, 10:22 AM | Post #2577429
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It is a novel idea. But it is way too complicated.

Have fun.

John Walter Russell

Explanation
chipmunk 10-14-2008, 10:54 AM | Post #2577444
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Indeed, it is too complicated for many folks. Maybe I can help sort this thingy out.

The US Treasury calls it 'liquidity.' In other words, they take our money, use it to pay interest on the existing debt, and then issue more debt to provide services to the humans. Sometimes they get creative by issuing bonus debt, and send us something called a 'rebate check.' Wow, what a deal!

Banks call it 'derivatives' and 'fractional reserve banking.' In other words, we humans borrow money for stuff we can't afford, the banks call these debts 'assets,' and then they issue even more debt on these 'assets.' Debt as an asset, how wonderful, we can buy anything we want and never pay for it, and our debt actually helps the banks create assets!

Business schools call it 'leveraging' and 'making the spread.' In other words, you borrow money to invest, because how can you lose if real estate, stocks, and bonds always go up, right? Borrow money at x% and make x%+ is a no-brainer, right? What could go wrong?

Humans call it 'other people's money,' 'no money down,' 'zero interest,' and 'cash back credit cards.' In other words, they think they will always win by borrowing money. They know that those cash-back credit cards will make them money. Just look at all the bank buildings. They know that the money used to build those fancy biuildings could not have come from them. They would never overspend, even if they paid off the balance in full each month, right?

Oops, I forgot, I was explaining the new 'don't buy something unless you can pay for it' idea. If you want to buy something, work, save up, and pay for it, and all of the above eventually goes away. ;-)

Dan

Re: Explanation
kerryvan 10-14-2008, 11:45 AM | Post #2577481
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I tried to watch it and I couldn't find the place to swipe my credit card so I could view it...  I don't have the cash so I can't use a debit card to view it...  Any suggestions?
Re: Explanation
chipmunk 10-14-2008, 12:38 PM | Post #2577514
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kerryvan:
I tried to watch it and I couldn't find the place to swipe my credit card so I could view it...  I don't have the cash so I can't use a debit card to view it...  Any suggestions?

Hmmm, well, you can use a smartcard reader, or you can go to PayPal and register your debit card there. Why not use a credit card instead? You could get cash back and frequent flyer miles ya know. Plus, don't forget the extended warranty coverage (although I'm not sure what can go wrong on a video clip). What a deal!

Gee, isn't this debt-based economy wonderful? We can just borrow our way to prosperity. No-cost houses, cars, education, boats, clothing, HDTV's, and MP3 players. Heck, now we're borrowing even more to bail out those poor troubled European banks under the bankers' bailout bill that just passed. How wonderful, now we're borrowing to help other people in need! I think we've just discovered the answer to the world's problems.

;-)

Does Government Priting Money Create Higher Inflation?
mur44 10-14-2008, 6:45 PM | Post #2577687
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What is the expected impact of all this Government borrowing on

future inflation?

 

Is this the time to buy TIPs? If so, what is the ideal duration?

 

Re: Does Government Priting Money Create Higher Inflation?
hurleyhuckster 10-15-2008, 3:02 PM | Post #2578151
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Thanks for the laugh.

It played like crap on my computer (or maybe my connection, or both!), however atleast my computer is paid for.......hahahahhahah

Should we send this video to Congress?
chipmunk 10-15-2008, 3:24 PM | Post #2578166
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hurleyhuckster:
Thanks for the laugh.

It played like crap on my computer (or maybe my connection, or both!), however atleast my computer is paid for.......hahahahhahah

Hee hee, ur welcome! Hmmm...maybe we should send this video to Congress...

Re: Should we send this video to Congress?
hurleyhuckster 10-15-2008, 3:54 PM | Post #2578183
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They would be stumped and then have to call a recess, so they could go play on monkey bars.
Re: Should we send this video to Congress?
javajoe 11-02-2008, 6:29 PM | Post #2588076
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Here is a link to the full SNL video.. a good quality original and definitely worth watching!!

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/dont-buy-stuff/27169/

 -JavaJoe

 

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