You can't get a serious answer from the left about anything. You do the same with your answers as the rest of 'em- too much lawyerly maneuvering and fearful replies about ambiguity. The left is never satisfied unless they find a bogeyman to burn in answer to their frustrations with the ambiguities of life.
But life is ambiguous and that is something to embrace, not run away from. Often, only when you write provocative but goofy stuff about college football teams, for example, can you get any type of real response from the left at all. And if not, It is almost always hysteria anyways, so why not pose an hysterical hypothesis? The answers will uniformly be, the bogeyman must burn and the victim needs compensation. Eventually, the left must convince us all we are victims to have their vote.