If you pay attention carefully, which I'm not insisting upon, what you call bizarre, are self-references, from the very posters addressed, including yourself.   What is strange can also be entertaining, as are the stuttering, sputtering reactions to someone such as myself, that can easily crush the lefty line.

That goes for feminists, too, you want chivalry when you never offered any respect for the right in the first place.   This is the overriding characteristic of leftism- forced inequality.  Our forefathers brilliantly paved the way to check this sort of nonsense, by guaranteeing everybody the right to call a spade a spade without repercussion.

Posters such as Longhorns and Pudman, with phallic namesakes that beat their chest as men do, and insist they are real alpha males with supreme mental acuity, only bullshit you lefty gals. Friendly but edgy male competitive banter which you choose to surround yourself with, doesn't make them or myself any less of  gentlemen. But I would argue that a real man could never be a lefty.  I say they're all pansies, but inescapably, we are all just overgrown boys.

However,  I am, the master, and many women find that very attractive but a feminist would feel simply that our creator, must have been unfair. There is no actual glass ceiling in this great country of ours for any of it's citizens, only sophomoric lecturers that get Mein Kamp mixed up with Das Kapital, no more, no less, and I'm only here to help out with all the confusion.  I am after all, the professor, without the capital p, and a little less cynicism on your part, and natural patience on my part, ensures I won't hold against you, what you imagine you might hold against me.