sensei:

If Rigo is turning 68 on Monday, then how old is that Yellow Submarine we've all been living in?

I remember on a birthday I had a couple of years ago, a friend asking, " How do you feel today?"

I paused and replied, " I feel like an old Cadillac which has been sitting in the back of a used car lot for over 10 years. Not just any Cadillac, but an old pink Cadillac - one of those with the big tail fins. Yeah, I weigh a lot more than the new models. I'm a chick car. I was built for comfort and not for speed, but I have what all the young girls need. I've been driven over 100,000 miles of bad road and all my tires are bald. The one good thing about me is if you look on the ground, you'll notice I don't have any fluid leaks. Unfortunately I haven't been taken for a test drive in years, so if a young woman is interested in me, I don't know if my engine will crank when she tries to fire me up." 

Priceless, sensei et al.   Hetty Award!

;)

qh1