Mike,

I originally answered you in a joking way, but if you're serious about your feelings and you obsess about it, then Bob U. suggests the solution in a diplomatic way:

On the other hand, it's also possible that your desire to hide a portion of your investment portfolio may, in fact, be telling you that you've taken on too much risk and perhaps ought to revisit your plan in that light.  Do you need to hold as much equity as you do?  It certainly sounds like this market is affecting your personal well-being.  That's simply not good for you. It's better to cut your losses than let your investments cut your guts out. Stay well, Mike. That's the most important thing. 

You have to really know your risk level, not think you know, and sometimes the only way to find it out is when the sh*t hits the fan. That's the cost of the lesson and sometimes it can be very expensive. If you wait for the "recovery" of the losses; it may take too long, or it may never even happen. There are no guarantees with equities (the company keeps reminding you of that in the prospectus). Money returned to Traditional may not recover your losses quickly, but it certainly does in time, and it continues to compound. It's like a healthy curative drink. After a time, you'll have completely forgotten about it (something else will replace it in that active brain.)

Best of luck,

Sy