I just cant stand it.......I woke up this morning still laughing about this fool!

 "I wasn't trying to get away with anything," she said. "I got nothing. I've never received one dime."

Yes, the poor victim of her own greed and stupidity.  I believe she was not trying to "get away" with anything other then getting out from her debt with some idea that backfired on her.  But it did backfire, and she is responsible for making such a poor miscalculated decision, no ones fault but her own.  Like they held a gun to her head.

 "Ms. Webster's credit rating, which was previously an exceptional credit rating, has now been destroyed and she cannot borrow funds for any purpose."

Uhhhh......Yeah!  Thats what happens when you borrow irresponsibly in your name and then cant pay the loans back.  IF her plan had worked, would she give the money back?  No, we would not of heard of this lady.

 "It's killing me financially," she said.

Yeah, its killing me too!  But not financially!  hahahahahahahahah

Hope your all enjoying this as much as me!