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Hi Vivek and Hetty,

Yep, I'm one of them perfersers Mr. Droopy-eyed Boehner (was he bred with a Beagle?) comes to see at Whole Foods.  Trouble is, ain't no Whole Foods nearby and my wife knows I can take arugula in small amounts--like once a year.  Just call me Curly Endive.

Now, Hetty--we all know--is a strong person who eats all kinds of greens except Martians (or are they red?).

As for Boehner, he's surely an Alpo guy--arf, arf.  Bob U. 

Dear Curly Endive:

Never met a vegetable I couldn't whip into submission yet...

or a Martian, come to think of it.  Not for nothin' is my last name Green.

Hmmm, perhaps "argula eaters" is the new code for the long lost but little lamented "pointy-headed intellectuals who can't park a bicycle straight?"

;)

Hetty Radicchio 

P.S.  Betcha anything Hillary knows how much a gallon of milk costs.  If she doesn't, she will.  ;)