M*,

What in the heck is this posting about, why do I always see it on the first page, and why is this posting always posted just "a few second's ago"

Is the CIA behind all this? Is this some form of new torture, now that waterboarding has been outlawed?

Or, is this a test to identify the biggest fool posting on M*?

I've finally won something in my life. Do I get a prize?